Does my nose look big?
Smeagol:This am a picture from when I was about 9 months old, not long after I was rescued by my beans. I'm 3 now, so my face has um... filled out a bit since then.
Strider:
So has the rest of you... (heehee)
Smeagol:
Hey, I'm a big cat, and at least Mom doesn't call me "Skinny Mini"!
Strider:
That's not funny! Besides, I exercise more than you!
Mom:
Okay guys, that's enough. Do I have to separate you?
Smeagol:
Anyway... One night I was layin' wif Mom and Dad, and Mom said my nose was big. So I bit her, right then and there, on the chin. I was careful not to bite too hard, so I didn't break the skin, but it did leave a mark. How rude of her to say my nose was big. I hopes she learned her lesson!
Strider:
I bite Mom's feets efurry morning when she gets out of the shower, I don't know why. I just can't help myself. Maybe it's 'cause she calls me that name...
posted by Smeagol and Strider, Mystery (Sunnin' at the Bridge) and Gizmo too! at 11:00 AM
7 Comments:
No need to tolerate insults. Your nose looks just fine to me!
George
The Crew
Smeagol that's a handsome face!!!! And such dreamy eyes! sss's mom
It's a nice shiny nose and fits perfectly with your handscome face!
Hey Smeagol! You really do look like my bruddy Happy-Go-Lucky.
Do you have any white on you anywhere?
It balances out your big ears just fine. What do they know, anyway....Look at what they have for noses! Now that is BIG!!!
Mom's can be sssooo mean sometimes!! Just yesterday mine was talking about how big my belly looked...even though SHE'S the one who gave me a whole can of stinky goodness......
Humans are obsessed with their looks--and the plastic surgery they think is required to be beautiful.
It's not a wonder your mother can not recognize a perfect nose when she sees one.
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